I want.....

[martelvonc]

I want a personal secretary who will handle all the phone calls, paperwork, forms, deadlines, bills, folders, filing, shredding, that I could ever have.

Cause' I'm tired of it.

that is all.

Comments

[molly-world.livejournal.com]

Teehee...it's called a wife. The deluxe models will also cook & clean for you!

[spikywheel.livejournal.com]

I want one too...

[martelvonc.livejournal.com]

I keep telling my husband I want a wife. He's got one why not me?

[bronx-baroness.livejournal.com]

(Rowan bangs her head against the kitchen table) SO not going there. So not going there....

[martelvonc.livejournal.com]

Yo, get yer mind outta de gudder lady! :-)

[isenglass.livejournal.com]

If you find such a person, let the rest of us know. I need a keeper.

[martelvonc.livejournal.com]

Will do! :-)

[azpapillion.livejournal.com]

Like this - http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/res/804990114.html

[martelvonc.livejournal.com]

That's IT!
Now to hit the lottery.....

[azpapillion.livejournal.com]

What, $30k a year is too much to pay for a wife? Boy, the lottery would be nice.. :)

[azpapillion.livejournal.com]

wow, i just said that one could buy a wife...

[martelvonc.livejournal.com]

Oh my no, they are worth twice the price. I just can't afford to pay it right now.

[azpapillion.livejournal.com]

Neither can I as much as I would love to have one... :)

[bronx-baroness.livejournal.com]

How about a talented and well organized cabana boy?

[martelvonc.livejournal.com]

Nah, Cabana Boys should not be distracted from their REAL work. :-)

[siobhan-sca.livejournal.com]

I'm holding out for the iRobot that does everything ;-)

[francesca-tessa.livejournal.com]

I'll shred yours if you shred mine... really. It's more fun cleaning up other people's stuff. Sounds unhealthy as far as self-care but other's are always more appreciative of the work I do for them than I am for me for the work I do for myself.

Ohh. Man that's deep. No wonder my house is a wreck right now.

[martelvonc.livejournal.com]

Sing it sister!